Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Harrison family reunion

Dear Congressman,

You must excuse me today as I take care of some personal business on the blog.

Harrison signs new contract with Steelers

PITTSBURGH (AP)—James Harrison isn’t one of the NFL’s biggest bargains any longer.

The Pittsburgh Steelers outside linebacker reached terms Monday on a $51.75 million, six-year contract that will make him the second highest-paid player in franchise history.

The contract set to be announced Tuesday will pay the NFL Defensive Player of the Year a guaranteed $20 million—more than any other player in team history except Ben Roethlisberger.



Dear long lost brother James,

I realize this will come as a shock but I have been searching for you since I found out you were in fact my brother! I know you have 13 other siblings, but I have always thought of myself as your twin. Ergo, I am 15 years your senior, I still feel we have a strong bond between us. I mean, just look at the family resemblance. Granted, I am a little pale skinned, but that is only a recessive gene from mom's side of the family.

I had read that you wanted to become a vet. Way cool, and by the way, your other long lost brother, Greg, is already a vet, as he served a tour in Iraq in 2006-2007.

So hopefully you will receive this message with the same tidings it has been sent and open up your wallet...errr... heart to me as you loving lost sibling.

Deepest warmest regards and praying to hear from you soon....

Your long lost but never gave up hope much older brother,

Rich

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