Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Once more into the breech

Dear Congressman Boehner,

I was horrified to recently read in the daily fish-wrap (Cincinnati Enquirer) that you were under assault by a second party for your Minority leadership chair. Seems Mr. Dan Lungren believes that he could better represent the Republican party in congress then you can. So, I did a little research and decided to try and help you out in this fierce struggle for your political life.

His statement of opposition to your occupation of the party chairs appears to be that he wants to "advance our conservative principles ... in light of what happened on November 4th". Now as someone who has lived in your district and near his district in Southern California, I would not be going out on a limb to state that you probably live in the more conservative district, as Southern California voting consistently Republican is like Darva Conger saying no to a Playboy spread.... just ain't gonna happen....

So I would recommend mailing flyers to all your remaining fellow Republican congressmen with the following:

Dear fellow Republican Congressman,

Here are your choices for Minority Leader:



Picture of Dan Lungren in his younger days.









Or



Picture of my parents right before they beat me for not completing my 5 hours of chores quickly enough after walking home 15 miles from school.








YOU DECIDE!!!!!


Just an idea.

Anyway Congressman, good luck with your battle...

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